Beth Malcolm

Folk Police

[Lyrics: Beth Malcolm/Davie Robertson]

He was coorse, he was hertless

But boy, was he bonny

Oh and he was the star o’ the bar in his day

He was coorse, he was hertless

But boy, was he bonny

Oh and he was the star o’ the bar in his day

Hello, I was wondering

Can I wander with you all the way to the bar?

Hello, I was wondering

Can I wander with you, donder with you, all the way to the bar?

And I was reticent, ’cause I’m prejudiced

Against heaven sent folky men

And all your devilment is just my medicine

And you play me like a sweet strathspay

And I’ve been feeling so out of practice

And I heard you practicing before you played your tunes to the bar

And the folk police didn’t like what you did to the old songs

But I adored it

Hello, fit like a day

I’ve been too shy to shy that I mostly came to hear you play

It would seem that we sing in a similar key, drinking Aberfeldy

Til the Ben starts to spin

And I was reticent, ’cause I’m 90 per cent

Through with heaven sent folky men

But all your devilment makes that 10 per cent

Feel like money worth spending